wow

lazybinch:

goodnigth:

*thinks* hmm. i dont like the way mortgage is spelled *restarts humanity*

toshio:

the united states of america is a third world country

babymyleopard:

when a woman loses weight and ppl say it is a “glow up”

Originally posted by astrochiron

it is a glow up

literally-a-piece-of-trash:

Ah yes, the 5 love languages:

• touch starved
• my parents never told me they are proud of me
• i love Stuff
• im so fucken tired please god just let me rest for 5 minutes
• hey pay attention to me

bigprettygothgf:

abolish summer 

jackblogguy:

jerkidiot:

pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

This bothered me when I was in college.

xtec:

everyone, unanimously across the country at 2 today:

FUCK OFF TRUMP

pochowek:

being a wiki admin is the modern age’s equivalent of being a monk

wildlyunlikelynae:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel.

I fucking guess

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